Vibe Nerd

The best shock of my life was discovering what else my shower head could do. The next day I excitedly told my friends. But instead of being handed a Nobel prize for this groundbreaking discovery, they slowly started laughing. It turns out they’d figured out water stimulation years earlier.

Society doesn’t cater to women’s sexuality. Duh. These techniques to getting off are learned on our own, or quietly passed between friends. It was possible for younger-me to discover this method and have no idea anyone else knew about it.

That’s why it was noticeable when last year Womanizer introduced the first (purposeful) shower head clitoral stimulator.

They call it the Wave, and it comes with three modes. One is a normal rainfall-like shower. The other two are pure pleasure. In addition to these pleasure jets, there is an intensity slider. You decide just how you want the water to hit, and how hard your want it to thrust. This must be what it feels like to be catered to.

I love seeing innovation in this space. When companies recognize the real sexual experiences of women, they legitimize them. This moves the needle on the ongoing journey to understand the once taboo topic of female sexuality. Now if someone would just tell them about pillow humping…