Vibe Nerd

Picture this: It’s thanksgiving and you live at home. A couple weeks ago you ordered a vibrator online. Now you’re out buying last minute ingredients, the house is full of relatives, and there’s a knock at the door. It’s your delivery. What happens next?

Does your dad take the package and open it because he’s been expecting something? Does your weird uncle read the shipping label out loud to everyone? Or when you walk in does your mom hand it to you, surround by family, saying “show us what you got!”

These are the kind of nightmare scenarios many of us have rolled the dice on when ordering sex toys online. That’s why I was so amused when I stumbled across Hide the Vibe. Hide the Vibe is a new-ish vibrator brand made specifically for zero-stress online delivery. They ship all of their vibrators in one of three adorable plushies. The plushies have hidden zipper pockets on their under-side, which are completely concealed by tightly-fitted onesie pajamas.

It turns out this secret plushie delivery method works quite well. Squeezing the plushie doesn’t obviously reveal anything inside, and it’s surprisingly difficult to take the pajamas off the plushie. It’s hard to imagine anyone doing that with someone else’s delivery, and then finding the hidden bottom zipper.

The downside is their selection of products is somewhat limited at the moment. They are definitely catered to customers who want smaller, quieter vibrators. But with a free plush with every order, I’ll be keeping an eye on them.